barstool
local, less offensive version of b-st-rd. english
“you thick barstool”
a particularly large, fiberous sh-t that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
i could hear chad screaming in agony as he constructed a m-ssive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. it sounded like he was in labor!
a particularly unpleasant person who your don’t wont to swear at.
you complete and utter barstool.
a woman who is s-xually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is v-g-n-lly, -n-lly, orally.
kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
a less offensive way of saying b-st-rd.
“you f-cking bar stool”
hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night’s drinking
the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.
the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.
d-mn i feel terrible – the sh-ts running out of me like soup. all that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
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