bartarded


so drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent
he had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.
the act of being extremely intoxicated on xanax to the point of acting r-t-rded.
“yeah, juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro”
the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded
bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded “that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded”

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