Barthification
adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. there are two varieties of barthification: normal and extreme. normal barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. extreme barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.
named after the pioneer of barthification, edward alan bartholomew.
(normal) wench = whaiyentsches
(extreme) motorcyclists = schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes
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