bartlebeer


low-carb energy beer!

bartlebeer was invented by rick bartleman. it is the greatest beer in the world. it’s not currently available to the public, but will be soon.
listen to all the happy people cheer, they are excited now that they have bartlebeer! when you want to start late, and end early. don’t want your gut to become all burly. don’t mix something in your beer, that will spoil it. you will just end up all night at the toilet! keep your body happy, and let the world hear. we all love, bartlebeer!

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