BARTOWED


being cut off at a bar when your sober
that asian bartender bartowed jordan and clay last night. it was bullsh-t they were the soberest people there.

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    1. so athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel r-t-rded. 2. so athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison. 1.fortunate for n-body ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can’t even flip out as hard as them. 2. that guy is […]

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    a make believe place where which one is ‘trapped’ when confused to an extreme degree, completely lost in a conversation, or just plain baffled by anything/the world. also a voluntary reaction as a desire to avoid accepting something, akin to denial. seriously? stephanie left me for the one legged juggler with herpes? man, i’m really […]

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    the portion “con” comes from the word “con”, as in to con someone into giving you a piece of -ss. genital, comes from the word “genutwurst” which is german for v-g-n-. hence, congenital means to trick a p-ssy into accepting your mammoth c-ck. hey, check out that b-tch! i bet i could whip out a […]

  • fitness

    general awesomeness that performance was fitness. the core of physical health, get off your computer and try it!!!! bob: she’s got a wicked bod george: yeah she’s very into health and fitness to fit into someone or something (“fittin’ this”) are you into fitness? yes, i am into fitness. well how about fitness into your […]


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