Barwinism


barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.

barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have s-x in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post -rg-sm.
“all three of my kids were a direct result of barwinism.”

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