Base Jump
to instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
original use:
i just got called in to my partner’s office to explain why the memo was late. all i wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the f-ck outta there.
modern use:
guy 1: i got caught in a conversation with rufus again – that dude is so freakin’ awkward.
guy 2: i would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the b-lls and running away.
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners -ss hole. causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
warning: may cause death, -n-l bleeding, and/or broken c-ck, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction hept-t-tus a and/or b, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your d-ck.
dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? i gave her a base-jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding… oh dear
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners -ss hole. causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
warning: may cause death, -n-l bleeding, and/or broken c-ck, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction hept-t-tus a and/or b, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your d-ck.
dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? i gave her a base-jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding… oh dear
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