Baseball Bat

an object that was originally designed for use in a game called “baseball”, but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

baseball bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone’s head off.
my wife was being a b-tch so i went to the store to look for a baseball bat. i looked where the weapons were but couldn’t find one.

apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
a good weapon to whack b-st-rds and getting a revenge
matt: whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

harvey: that guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. so i smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
an obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that’s impossible to hide in any pair of pants. if you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
– “hey, man. why’d you need to stay after cl-ss?”
– “i had a baseball bat. needed to wait it out…”
a baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

it looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
me and rick smoked that baseball bat
a base-ball bat is a wodden stick. taht can be used for the game of base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone’s nose, and even windows. really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: sure!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh…a..uh..
idoit 2: a base-ball bat!!
me: (sigh)
a baseball bat is a d-ck that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat b-tch!
the ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. it can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. however, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while p-ssing, swing the bat full-force at his head. a decapitation guaranteed
so you wanna be a hitman for fat alfredo, skinny lou? awrighty, take out stupid gianni and smelly joe wit dis baseball bat