baseball cards


basically these are collector items in the vein of pokemon cards and magic cards, but predates all card based collectables. like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (see keedon, baseball).
that d-mn keedon got so obsessed with getting that ken griffey jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. d-mn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (see keedon).
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what every little boy collects at one point.
get jared weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they’ll be worth a fortune!
dirty pictures sent through texting, email or wallet sized
when you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what i look like when i’m playing and these are my stats.

there are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

high school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn’t see.

rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

major league; raw and ridiculous nuff said. everyone has them and everyone can make them.

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