Basement Cracker
similar to porch monkey but for white people. it’s when white kids sit around in their mom’s bas-m-nt all day and play videogames and smoke weed.
harold plays halo 2 while high all day and doesn’t see day light because he’s a bas-m-nt cracker.
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- cold marinara
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