Basement hobbit hopper
the female nomadic version of the bas-m-nt hobbit. she often seeks out male bas-m-nt hobbits to burrow in with after she tires of the older ones. often after dating a bas-m-nt hobbit for a couple of weeks, she burrows in with him in his mother’s bas-m-nt. unlike the average male bas-m-nt hobbit being a male in his 30+ years, a hopper can be anywhere from 18+ years. she is often drug addicted.
example;
girl #1: “i can’t believe that misty girl… she just moves from one bas-m-nt hobbit guy to another. what is her attraction to loser men like that anyways?”
girl #2: “that, my friend, is what we call a bas-m-nt hobbit hopper.”
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