Basement hobbit


a man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. also refers to guys who don’t have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.
example #1;

girl #1: “so how is dating that dan guy going for you?”

girl #2: “well i dumped him… i found out he’s nothing but your run-of-the-mill bas-m-nt hobbit.”

example #2;

girl #1: “wayne always has something to b-tch about… yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes”

girl #2: ” what in h-ll does he have to b-tch about? he doesn’t work and he lives with his mom… and he’s well over 30. he’s such a bas-m-nt hobbit”.

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