Basement Tapes
the bas-m-nt tapes werea series of video tapes made by eric harris & dylan klebold, the two columbine shooters.
the tapes are filled with racial hatred, eric harris trying to drink jack daniels without choking and pure lulz.
“hey, man, wanna go watch the bas-m-nt tapes? oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the internet because the police won’t release the tapes in case it sp-wns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since columbine.”
“ok”
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