bases of dating
the four bases in a relationship, like in baseball, where the partners try to get home. first base is equivilent to french kissing, not just kissing. second base is touching of private extremities and/or apendages of the partners’ body, aka b–b touch. third base is oral s-x. lastly a home run or four bases is full on, big time s-x.
person a: so how did your date go last night?
person b: pretty good. me and susie got to first base!
person a: i didn’t know you knew what the bases of dating were. haven’t you two only been dating for a few days?
person b: yeah, i’m going to try and see a movie at her house while her parents are out next week, mabye we can get to second!
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