bash.org
a site with a examples of people making complete -sses of themselves on irc or while instant messaging.
“i have man b-tches”
“er…many b-tches…”
“dude, that’s going in bash.org.”
a database of irc/instant messenger quotes. other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. criticized for the sheer amount of cr-ppy quotes. also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.
as of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.
how to get into the bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:
n. – a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from irc and im conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.
#394097, and #394760?
n. also known as “qdb” or “quote database,” this is a very popular site listing quotes from irc and im conversations. often the humor stems from someone making a typo, such as “peking d-ck ftw…wait, i mean peking duck!” bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such ‘net users as bloodninja into internet celebrities, due to their hilarious trolling efforts. best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol or other mind-altering substances.
nutsh-ll_dude: so, i’m drinking c-ck right now.
madmancurie: oh sh-t! that’s going on bash.org!
nutsh-ll_dude: no, wait! i meant c-ke! f-ck you.
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