Bashing the Bishop
(1) masturbating
(2) -ssaulting a man of the clergy
(1) crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) b-st-rd vicar!!!!
3 more definitions
hand shandy, w-nking, male masturbation
“oh dear g-dfrey, look at the -rs- on that!! i am going straight home to bash he bishop”
to m-st-rb-t- (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as
having a tug/ one man tug o’war
w-nking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ
i went home last nite an saw that courtney c-x on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!
male masturbation. think of the appearance of the p-n-s.
i was really bashing-the-bishop watching the britney spears video.
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