bashington
town where every (mostly but not exclusively) male inhabitant partic-p-tes in onanism in a similar manner to which born-again christians pray, ie. fervently and as often as humanly possible.
we knocked on john’s bedroom door and he pretended he was asleep before unlocking and letting us in. the white tissues lying about the place and still-warm laptop however suggested to us that he was thinking of moving to bashington.
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