bashmouth
the taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.
side-effects may include one or all of the following:
-cottonmouth
-coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,
-m-ssive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,
-aversion to natural light,
-minor/spatial amnesia
-wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,
-while taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,
-excessive swallowing,
-excessive drinking,
-physical weakness,
-cranial expansion,
-overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,
-blue handprints on your toilet.
see bash.
friend#1: “oh come on, we’re all headed to breakfast, who cares if you’re eyebrows are missing?”
friend#2: “it’s not that, i’ve got some major bashmouth that i’m killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that f-cking door, you’re letting the light in.”
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