basic bitch

a girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic b-tches do, as well. basic b-tches often enjoy gucci, louis vutton, scented candles (usually from bath & body works), if still in school basic b-tches might also have a large collection of bath & body works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. they often order caramel frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at starbucks, the only ‘coffee shop’ that they even know exists.
basic b-tch talking on a white iphone with an obnoxious case: hi girl! did you see the latest episode of pll (pretty little liars) omg it was, like, soooo juicy! i just got all of the new bath & body works candles! i think my fav is the ‘summer peachy fun-time beach’ one, i posted a pic of it on instagram? wait… did you like it yet? i really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. i just want people to know how cool an edgy i am! i mean, i have a tumblr! how edgier can i get, right?
-a b-m–ss woman who think she the sh-t but really ain’t

popularized by lil duval and spokenreasons
-if you f-ck a n-gg- and all his homeboys, you a basic b-tch
-if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde… you a basic b-tch
-if you claim you independent, get wit a n-gg-, marry a n-gg-, have kids wit a n-gg-, take the n-gg- to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic b-tch and you desperate
-if you tell a n-gg- you can throw down knowin d-mn well ur -ss can’t cook a raw egg.. you a basic b-tch
-if you scared to fart or take a sh-t in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two… you a basic b-tch
-if you bend yo -ss over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain’t got one, you a basic b-tch

-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have s-x and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic b-tch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like “upgrade” and ain’t nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic b-tch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys…..yous basic b-tch
-if you take any man on the maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic b-tch
-if you f-ck every man in the world, “rehoecate”, then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic b-tch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, anything! yous a basic b-tch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic b-tch
-if you f-ckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic b-tch
-if you walk like a b-tch, talk like a b-tch and get mad when somebody call u a b-tch… you a basic b-tch
1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant

2) just an extra regular female
1) a female who think she ain’t gotta give up -ss to keep a man

2) a basic b-tch goes to the library to check her facebook

3)a basic b-tch has 2 kids and both of them are jr’s
a person, particularlly a female, who believe they are the sh-t because they own a certain type of clothing/material that differntciates them from other people. they may also believe they hold a higher standard then regular people.
gucci gucci, loui loui, fendi fendi, prada. basic b-tches wear that sh-t so i don’t even botha
a b-tch with a ph value greater than 7
the litmus turned blue, its a basic b-tch!
somebody who is boring and unoriginal.
does gilberto know that he is a mad wack basic b-tch?
a b-tch who look the same as someone else. like in the way the dress. it could also mean someone who needs to get to your level
only basic b-tches wears obey
someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. she engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. she is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. she believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. she believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. she is typical and a dime a dozen. there are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority b-tch, the basic groupie b-tch, the basic i’m-so-carrie-from-s-x-and-the-city b-tch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.
“i’ve gotta get to hollister and bath and body works for the third time this week, the just announced a new sale! i just don’t know how i’ll ever fit in that mani-pedi with amanda and brittney today. ugh, i’m just going to call in sick with my period. i need a pumpkin spice latte or a cosmo right now, i can’t handle this pressure. can we go to applebee’s for dinner tonight? …ooh, the new shia labeouf movie! love him!” – basic b-tch inner monologue

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