Basic Denver Bro
male. aged 19-35. drives an old suv, toyota tacoma, or other “utilitarian” vehicle. claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. maybe all four. will not hesitate to to brag about said sports ‘superior aesthetic,’ and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby ent-tling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. his nicest garments are flannel.
girl: did you see all the basic denver bros at the bar? i got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.
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