Basket of Weaving


a situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the “basket of weaving”

the dramatic exerts of a “puppet master” making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm… the rhythm of basket weaving
1:girl – “i need you to talk to my friend for me, i think she’s mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend”
you – “…don’t add me to your basket of weaving”

2:boy – “jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?”
you – “jon is weaving us into a basket because he’s jealous of our friendship”

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