Bass Pro Shops porn star
noun; a retired, wealthy enthusiast of b-ss fishing who will ‘f-ck’ you ‘in the -ss’ by selling you an electronic fish finder. in reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a nintendo gameboy, loaded with primal rage – a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
clyde: got f-ck’t at da b-ss pro shops agin. h-ll, chuck, he’s like a p-rn star. a b-ss pro shops p-rn star.
bonnie: he f-cks me all the time.
clyde: what?!
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