bass

the thing that meghan trainor is all about.
“because you know i’m all about that b-ss, bout that b-ss, no treble…”

sea b-ss

my ibanez

b-ss speakers

you have to be good just to lift this thing

it’s a shiny cool b-ss!
a misunderstood and underestimated instrument. some r-t-rds with no musical sense think that a b-ss player is a lesser form than a guitar player but they don’t realise that in many songs, a guitar would sound very sh-tty without the b-ss. same goes for the guitar, a b-ss sounds… boring without a guitar. the two go hand in hand, whether added synthetically or actually played. i am a b-ssist and i have never layed hands on a guitar, they just don’t interest me. so alot of b-ssists aren’t failed guitarist. i chose to be a b-ssist because i love the sound and have an appreciation for its importance.
flea! whoo hoo!
g-d. g-d played b-ss. it’s as simple as that.
g-d was the drummer for “heaven”, until their b-ssist, lucifer, got fired. then, g-d had to fill in for lucifer on b-ss.
when pr-nounced “base”–
1: guitar-like stringed instrument used in bands and orchestras.
2: the ever-popular b-ss guitar, which is used by many smaller bands.
3: any other instrument or item that emits low-pitched, rumbling sounds. ex.: a b-ss trombone, b-ss-boost speaker system, and so on.
4: the lowest voice division in choir, hopefully composed of males. b-sses aren’t always able to sing something worthy of barry white but they’re typically on the lower end of the voice spectrum.

when pr-nounced “b-ss”–
a common type of fish; sometimes “b-ss” is used to refer to a single species of this type, ex.: largemouth b-ss.
“base”–
1: johnny plays the b-ss in the orchestra.
2: dude, that garage band has the best b-ss player i’ve ever seen.
3: that speaker system is tight! i love that rumblin’ b-ss line, man.
4: i am a b-ss in the church choir.

“b-ss”
1: ‘ey, joe, let’s go b-ss fishing. my wife is being an evil b-tch.
an instrument shaped, held, and fingered much like a guitar, only cooler. b-ss players happen to be much much s-xier than guitar players, despite popular belief. i would bang any b-ss player in a second, provided he was any good. double points if he’s british..
lisa: that guitarist is a glory hog, but the b-ss player is talented
me: and d-mn s-xy.
lisa: agreed.
what all good music is about.
eric clapton doesn’t know the meaning of b-ss
1. instrument designed as a modern replacement for the double b-ss (or contrab-ss or upright b-ss or string b-ss or whatever you wanna call it). it is tuned the same as the upright b-ss (or contrab-ss or double b-ss or string b-ss) or an octave lower than the bottom four strings of a guitar (both mean the same thing, so it’s not that big of a deal what you say).
2. a fish.
1. anyone who thinks b-ssists are failed guitarists should probably be shot.
2. let’s call our clan the large mouth vampire hunters!
a four stringed instrument, part of the rhythm section in a band. no band is complete without a b-ssist.
b-ss is, after all, the s-xiest instrument.

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