bassage
means being “m-ssaged” by loud b-ss music.
often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a m-ssage.
in sentence:
“i was out late night driving, getting my b-ssage.”
“music was so loud it b-ssaged me.”
“that’s one h-lluva b-ssage!”
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