basset hounds of the apocalypse


the b-sset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

they bark in their deep b-ssety voices, mark their territory with p-ssin’ and scratchin’, and move on.

their names are grumpy, dopey, sleepy and snuffles.
news reports mention the appearance of the four b-sset hounds of the apocalypse at the johnstown flood.

their deep b-ssety voices instilled great fear.

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