Bassett Hound Face
a v-g-n- that has been abused to the point that its l-b– look like floppy dog ears, its cl-toris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog’s mouth thus making it resemble the face of a b-ssett hound.
“dude did you tap that?”
“nah. it looked like a b-ssett hound face so i threw a treat at it, scratched her b-tthole, and made her go home.”
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