bassist stare
the blank, uncaring stare a b-ssist gives to a guitarist when the guitarist goes on about how he learned that if he holds a chord on lower frets, he can sound like kirk hammett, or anything like that.
guitarist: “dude, if i hold a d-chord but put my middle finger on the g-string and play them fast, it will sound like the intro to master of puppets. isn’t that cool jared?”
b-ssist:(gives b-ssist stare)(not paying attention. thinking of girls in g-strings) oh ya, cameron. that’s crazy
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