Bassooned


consuming a large amount of alcohol, specifically beer and reaching a heroic state of inebriation whilst maintaining the appearance of functioning pleasantly in a social environment and constantly asking for cigarettes and beers.

named from characteristics made famous by johnny basoon; the b-ssoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band s-x on toast.
oh man, i’m gonna get b-ssooned tonight

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