basstard

a person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the b-ss outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.
“man, i got no sleep last night.”
“why?”
“the b-sstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music.”
“the b-sstard’s still alive?”
“yeah.”
“then whose coffee did i poison…?”
a b-sstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the b-ss up very high when listening to music. the b-ss ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
what song is that idiot listening to? i can’t tell because the b-ss is too high. what a b-sstard!

that b-sstard doesn’t even know what he’s listening to. it’s all just an auditory m-ss of sludge. he spent a lot of money on his r-t-rded car stereo system too. just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

the b-sstard was musically r-t-rded.
another name for b-st-rd..hence b-ss-tard
look at that f-cking b-ss-tard over there.
someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the “b-ss” over the “guitar” when playing guitar hero, or rock band.

also see guitard
joe: i am playing b-ss, the guitar is stupid so you can play it.

mike: quit being such a b-sstard, we can switch every other song
better version of b-ssholetard; b-st-rd combined with -ss

a lot easier to say compared to b-ssholetard
that guy over there is such a b-sstard
a person who is very good on a b-ss guitar.
“dude josh is a real b-sstard” (pr-nounced base-tard)
b-sstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:p) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than b-ss! 😉
example of using b-sstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a d-ck
dude2: that was random….u gay-tarist
dude!: what??? guitar is better than b-ss man…ur such a b-ss-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.