bassturbation



putting ones scr-t- on a large b-ss speaking whilst listening to a remix of any adele song until you -j-c-l-t-.
last night i b-ssturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

gerald – ‘last night, i had to bury my pet dog gravel’
the boss – ‘what happened, gezza?’
gerald – ‘b-ssturbation’
the boss – ‘i lost my infant to that, no wait…. i stabbed him in the face, never mind’

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