Bastard carrier


any “people carrier”-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

particularly defines the citroen xsara pic-sso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.
the fat b-st-rd and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the b-st-rd carrier & headed off to maccy d’s to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.

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