Bastard Squad


a fictional television show that is referenced in the 1980s sitcom “the young ones.” one of the main characters, vivian (played by adrian edmundson) is a punk rocker who is a devoted fan of the show.
vivian: “hurray, we’ve got to get home quick or i’ll miss b-st-rd squad!”
b-st-rd squad are a punk band from melbourne australia from the 80s that broke up because the singer went to jail for 10 years but now are back together
b-st-rd squad are real punk not like simple plan and good charlotte
1) any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the microsoft operating sytem windows and think it is l337 and better than the compet-tion because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) an -ssociation of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the windows operating system.
1) here comes the b-st-rd squad! quick! hide the children and the linux boxes!

2) quick! the b-st-rd squad is coming! get the paddywagons ready! are their rooms at fulbourn ready yet?
h-m- erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers p-n-s’

they have also been know to insert their p-n-s into other males -ssholes. they some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
dont drop the soap, here comes the b-st-rd squad

when the b-st-rd squad is around use a b-ttplug

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