bastardate
the act of creating b-st-rd children. usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee f-ggot dipper (thank you to epc 2 for that; see definition for jatt). these pagan creatures usually dream of having s-x with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.
funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to b-st-rdate would become rather problematic.
ohh d-mn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.
first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
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