Bastardian
a unit of measure above a metric f-ckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.
dude, i ate a meal of b-st-rdian proportions earlier.
guy 1: imagine if i fought bubba outside school later.
guy 2: that would be a b-st-rdian fight, even if his arm is broken.
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