Bastardship
1. the quality or condition of a thing or act being a b-st-rd.
2. b-st-rdness. the policy of being a complete p-n-s to everyone.
john: did you hear about jimmy giving jan a strawberry cheesecake the other day?
jessica: no. what b-st-rdship!
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