bastian
the coolest person you will ever meet. they will try their hardest to never let you down. they can also give some of the most pleasurable s-x you will ever have and normally have a p-n-s well over average size. they are comp-ssionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. they also love to work with their hands.
guy 1: hey man can i and bastian come over?
guy 2: yeah man, that bastian kid is awesome.
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deriving from the german word n-z-, this name is most often -ssociated with individuals of the aryan race. people with this name are often german, anti-semetic, have hideous fashion sense and are terrible pool players. they commonly prey on freshman girls by either poisoning them with alcohol or spiking their drink and/or food.
guy 1: “hey what are you doing to that girl’s drink”
guy 2: “i’m going to bastian her!”
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