Basturt


the scottish version of b-st-rd. originates from lowland scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.
policeman: “why on earth did you body-slam that pbs-reporter?! i’m sure he didn’t really mean to insult you.”

seamus the brutal scotsman: “naw, real f–kin mccoy this’un. called me shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!”

policeman: “no need to worry, then! as you were.”

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