bat and trap
bat and trap is an ancient english ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of kent.
john: ‘hey reb, fancy a game?’
rebecca: ‘yeah, i love playing bat and trap’
a ridiculous pastime, played mainly in “pubs” in kent by t-ss-rs called rupert with plums in their mouths and c-cks in their -rs-s (in fact, h-m-s-xuality is often a requirement to actually partic-p-te in the sport in some pubs).
rupert: “fancy a quick game of bat and trap, miles?”
miles: “only once we’ve finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like i’ve lost again!!!”
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