bat phone
a second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
i just bought a tracphone aka “a bat phone” from walmart so i won’t get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
a second phone used for important call only. businessmen who get a lot of phone calls will often carry a second cell phone and only give it to certain people. ari gold carries a bat phone with him.
now i have to answer the f-cking batphone when it rings three f-cking times and its f-cking vince.
your secret phone … the one your significant other doesn’t know about. its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
“your phone is ringing.”
“that’s my bat phone… must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!…. h-llo? hey baby. sure, same bat time, same bat place? see you soon.”
noun- a man or woman you can call on short notice for a hookup, similar to a booty call. the word derives from the phone commissioner gordon could use to contact batman any time of the day or night.
“i’m pretty hard up tonight. i better call the batphone.”
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