bat salad


the amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. the bat doesn’t have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you’re making a big salad on the ground and they’ll ask you what you’re doing and all you can say is, “bat salad! bat salad!”
look hunny, that stupid son of a b-tch is making another bat salad. you think he’d get falcons to keep the bats away.

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