Batchelor Sandwich
the quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. it is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn’t contain b-tter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one
david: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever…12 seconds flat, and i had to put the tomato ketchup and b-tter back in the fridge :d
miles: 12 seconds?! that’s impre…did you just say b-tter?…that’s not a batchelor sandwich, that’s just a quick lunch.
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