batchelor


an old man, an old fellow. someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. person in their 30’s and up that’s found in teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat w-nker up.

dude, quit acting like a batchelor.
a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get sh-t stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
omg, i’m masturbating over harry styles, i think im a batchelor

oh cr-p, i just got a batchelor

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