bate-rape
to m-st-rb-t- to another person that you’ve personally met, generally without them knowing.
see that c-cktail waitress over there, i’m going to bate-rape her soo bad tonight!
2 more definitions
telling a girl, preferably one who finds you to be a creep/unattractive, that you’ve m-st-rb-t-d to her. a play-on-words from “date rape”.
guy: you were on my mind all night, allison.
girl: you keep bate raping me and your t-st-cl-s will not be found again.
similar to masturrape, bate rape means to m-st-rb-t- to someone or their pictures, or to think about them while you m-st-rb-t-.
i bate rape my crush every night
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