Batemanning


named after business and life model patrick bateman, batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. this process must be supplemented with the most hype 80’s music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
yo b-tch, i’m sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while i talk to this ceo on line 2 and the dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me batemanning for my twitter right now before i chop your t-ts off.

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