Bath & Body Squirts
when someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn’t feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a m-ssive fart. this occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to m-ffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.
friend 1: “how are things between you and your girl?”
friend 2: “not good, bro. ever since i heard her having some bath & body squirts, i don’t find her s-xually attractive anymore.”
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