Bath Spa
apparently they go hard; sufficient evidence has yet to be gathered to support this statement.
university of bath first year – “why are there two universities in bath?”
university of bath fourth year – “there is only one university in bath.”
first year – “but what about bath spa university?”
fourth year – “hush, child! we do not speak those words; the correct name is bath college of higher education.”
first year – “but it gained university status in 2005!”
fourth year – “they provide a course in circus performance.”
first year – “there is only one university in bath.”
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