Bathory Shower
when you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the sh-t out of some dudes d-ck and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.
-holy sh-t did you just kill somebody?
-h-ll no i just walked in on tessa banging troy and got a bathory shower.
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