Bathroom Blather


when a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.
“dude, is there another bathroom here?”
“no, why?”
“there’s some -sshole in there talking on his cell phone and i just couldn’t take a leak.”
“bathroom blather is so f-cking rude.”

when i heard i toilet flush i knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

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