an action which is done when one needs to go to the bathroom to take a huge sh*t because of an upset stomach, but then have to throw up at the same time. because of that, the person has to sit, sh*t, stand, turn, hurl, and repeat depending on how many cycles it takes not to get any sh*t/vomit on the floor.
person 1: f*ck dude, i had that sh*tty spicy mexican food yesterday and ended up doing the bathroom-boomerang in your bathroom. sorry about that.
person 2: dude that’s f*cking disgusting.
- samuel gallagher
the closest living relative of harambe himself. typical day for a samuel gallagher consists of 1) either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) memes 3) beta god d*mn alanine. the most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be […]
leftarian — lef·tar·i·an noun a person who is culturally and ideologically aligned left but insists they are a part of the libertarian tradition. leftarians typically profess hans hoppe and murray rothbard are not “real libertarians.” some leftarians ascribe to agorism which is an anti wage labor and anti voluntary groups ideology according to it’s founder […]
beyond salty i’m not salty anymore ! i’m pepperfied . beyond salty i’m not salty anymore ! i’m pepperfied .
meaning fear of low places or being close to the ground. the driver of that truck has aglowphobia.