bathroom cop


a person who is -n-l tentative about guests using the bathroom.
guy: bro i really have to use the bathroom before we leave. (walks into bathroom)
bathroom cop: wtf are you doing?! party is over… there will be no more usage of the bathroom.
guy: chill out bro and let a man take a p-ss in peace.

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